So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
They have beer where we have blood.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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