there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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