there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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