But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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