4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i permit you to call me
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Randomize
