Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Randomize
