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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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