Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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