when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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