break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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