You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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