I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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