Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I just googled if crying burns calories
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Randomize