he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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