I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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