I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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