dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
