her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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