found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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