walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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