The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I wish I only lived at night.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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