I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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