And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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