fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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