Are we in a gay sports bar?
Pappa wants mamma naked
either way he was missing a nipple.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Randomize
