question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Randomize
