is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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