if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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