apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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