I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize
