They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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