stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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