Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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