If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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