too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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