What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Also, beer. Big fan.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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