Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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