dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Panties = found
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Randomize
