I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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