Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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