My Higher Power is John Stamos
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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