So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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