shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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