ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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