I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
