you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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