Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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