Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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