Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
