clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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