I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
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