Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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