I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I know her cup size but not her name....
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