Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
