Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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