He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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